I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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