1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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