Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
someone owes me an orgasm
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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