yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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