: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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