Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I understand Curling. That high.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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