Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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