If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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