Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
