# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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