I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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