You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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