im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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