North Korea, Best Korea!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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