I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
NoShamevember. You game?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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