does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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