how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
