If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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