Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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