Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
