walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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