i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
