So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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