He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Sober January is a disaster.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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