Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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