STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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