You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Someone signed my nipple.
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