Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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