How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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