"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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