Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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