remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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