no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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