I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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