Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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