Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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