if you like me you must not know who I am
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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