Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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