The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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