When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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