My boss' voice literally gives me gas
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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