I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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