I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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