i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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