I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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