remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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