Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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