You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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