just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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