He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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