Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Panties = found
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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