I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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