We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i was born a porn star she said
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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